My Ex-boyfriend. a non sparkling, equally stubborn Edward Cullen (oh and he's not a vampire)

hey followers,

Upon reading the first book of Breaking Dawn, by Stephenie Meyer, more specifically this one because between reading Eclipse and beginning Breaking Dawn, I was actually with a wonderful guy, times change though and its back to the vampire stories... :D

I noticed sides of Edward are almost identical to Jamie. (sorry but its true) such as his argumentative side, I only noticed this when Bella and Edward were having an scrabble that was much the same as one we'd had many times and it struck me as odd, that Edward should say what you always said in that situation, and Bella (as much as I slate her as a character) said much the same I do.


now this is where we hit a problem. you are not a vampire. and I do not have blood that is so delicious smelling it drives you insane. so where as Bella and Edward get a eternal and happy life together, with their adorable little offspring Reneesme, who later marries Jacob Black... we don't... infact quite the opposite... no life together haha.


so if you look at it that way. The twilight saga is infact. Bullshit. Bella and Edwards relationship was built on weaker foundations that ours... then I remembered. Edward as a complete character, is a douche. and Bella... is a fangbanger... and a nympho (go figure, she gets preggo the first time she shags a vampire) and that leads questions as to how as Edward doesn't have a pulse so he can't get a ... you know what I mean... and how the hell does an essentially dead body produce sperm?? and further more... Edward comes across as a testosterone fueled arsehole... when again an essentially dead body cannot produce anything.


maybe thats why Bella and Edward live together forever... coz they ain't real. and forgive me twihards... but it could be argued that Edward (The gentlemen?? lmao) only lusts for Bella's blood like a guy would lust for a hot female body... so yeah, he's controlled by his penis....


and maybe just maybe. The Edward Cullen Argumentative streak is a think all teenage guys have... and if thats the case Mistah J... don't lose it.

and please please don't become a vampire, I like you as a finite being, with a squidy body, and little muscle definition... with your immense gaming fingers... that do so much more than game ;) lol and I'm sorry I compared you to Cullen, but you're the only guy I've been so close to... and know better than any other male :P


right off to argue on fb, have a quick game., coffee, then its off to college for my RS exam...


and to top that all off, i still pulled an allnighter. I'm gonna fail :D


-Dash x